Success Pile in a Happiness Bowl

Since Grandma Bobby knew Colonel Sanders and his family kitchen firsthand, it was only a matter of time before Kentucky Fried Chicken inspired the Gourmet.  Behold the Breakfast Famous Bowl:


The restoration of self-respect and dignity

The Famous Bowl is a KFC original…ahem…excuse me, CLASSIC.  See URL below:

A generous serving of our creamy mashed potatoes, layered with sweet corn, bite-sized pieces of our crispy chicken, drizzled with our signature home-style gravy and topped off with a shredded three cheese blend.

That may be true.  But comedian Patton Oswalt has a different take in a bit which claims the dish is best served while listening to Great Gig in the Sky:

“Can you take all those food items and pile them in a single bowl for me?”

“Uh yes we can pile that in a bowl, but we can also arrange them on a plate like you’re an adult with self-respect and dignity”

“…Just make me a failure pile in a sadness bowl, that’s what I want.”

Two hilarious minutes below.  Mind the language.

Full instructions after the jump

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